by Richard S. Tolley
"I AM Still #1 In Playable Symphonic Music At Google, In Yahoo, #1, #2, And #3 In Excite, #1 In Lycos, Hot Bot, All The Web, And In Netscape I AM #1 Under The Jesus Christ Superstar Webring."
"I have lived and written an Opera about reincarnation, U.F.O.s over my parents house when I was a young boy, and the final incarnation of the Virgin Mary, born on Saint Patrick's Day, and Sir Percivale, Guardian Of Christ's Holy Grail. I AM #1 In Google, Lycos, Excite, Netscape, Ask Jeeves, Yahoo, MSN, All The Web, Teoma, Hot Bot, And Alta Vista, Under The Category Playable Symphonic Music, AM In The TOP TEN Under The Category Symphonic MP3s In #1 And #2 Ask Jeeves, #9 Google, #9 Netscape, #2 Lycos, #8 Yahoo, #1 Alta Vista, #1 Teoma, #3 MSN, #2 All The Web, #1 And #11 Excite, Was In Hot Bot TOP TEN, In The TOP TEN In The Categories Symphonic Music And Playable Music In Hot Bot, Google, Netscape, Teoma, All The Web, And Ask Jeeves, AND AM In The TOP TEN In The Category Playable MP3s In Google, Netscape, Lycos, Yahoo, Alta Vista, Teoma, MSN, All The Web, Excite, And Ask Jeeves Search Engines. Under The Category Opera MP3s, #4 In Alta Vista, #14 Lycos, #15 In Teoma, #25 In Yahoo, #28 In Excite, #11 In All The Web, #28 In Google And Netscape, #2 In Lycos, #15 In Ask Jeeves, #38 In MSN, And # 22 In Yahoo AND In Operatic MP3s #10 In MSN, #44 In Teoma, #17 In Google And Netscape, #2 In All The Web, #7 In Excite, #31 In Alta Vista, #28 In Google, #43 In Ask Jeeves, And #15 In Yahoo Above Mozart, Leonard Bernstein, And Beethoven!!!!"
"I AM Also #1 And #2 In Ask Jeeves:"
"I AM Listed As THE 1 TOP PAGE Under Playable Symphonic Music!!!!"

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"Lauren Bacall Is Guinevere Reincarnated!!!"
"WATCH HER ON TEEE VEEE........SHE HAS ALMOST TOTALLY LOST HER GREY.....AND......IS BECOMING ALMOST YOUNGER THAN DAN!!!!!!!!"

"Jeanine....IS Urania...One Of The Nine Muses Of Ancient Greece....AND THE GODDESS Hestia!!!!!!"
"He Was Also Daniel In The Lion's Den In The Bible And Was Jewish."
"He Was Also Yudishthira In The Hindu Mahabharata."
"He Was Also Christ's SON AND Jeanine OR Arianrhod's AND MY Grandson, AND J.R.R. Tolkien's Brother IN Lord Of The Rings."
"He Married Lauren Bacall In ALL INCARNATIONS."
"Lauren Bacall AND HE Were The Mother AND Father OF Kenny Loggins IN Lord Of The Rings."


"I AM MOVING TO A BRAND-NEW SERVER WITH 200 GIGS-PER-MONTH BANDWIDTH BECAUSE I AM USING OVER MY BANDWIDTH-PER-MONTH AT MY FORMER SERVER."
"THEY ONLY OFFERED ME 35 GIGS."
"A BANDWIDTH-LIMIT-EXCEEDED SIGN CAME-UP FOR ALMOST A WEEK LAST MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!"
"WHILE I AM TRANSFERING FILES: SOME OF MY FILES WILL BE UNAVAILABLE."
"PERHAPS FOR A WEEK."
"I AM COPYING MY THEME-FILES: FIRST."
"THE REST WILL TAKE SOME-TIME: MAYBE A WEEK."
"ALL I HAVE TO DO IS COPY THE 800 MBs OF rstolley.com DOMAIN-FILES INCLUDING THE INDEX AND GRAPHICS: THEN I WILL HAVE IT-UP."
"I HAVE 2 GIGS OF FILES ON THREE-SERVERS WITH MY BELOW-THE-POVERTY-LINE 57K MODEM."
"PLEASE BE PATIENT!!!!!!!!!"
"I.........HAVE: 'BAD'-NEWS.....??????"
"I..........AM GOING TO: HAVE-TO......RE-FORMAT MY PERSONAL HOME COMPUTER BECAUSE MY ftp PROGRAM AND MY MODEM HAVE BEEN ATTACKED: AND TOOK-IT OUT-TO Best Buy: THEY SAID THEY GOT ALL THE VIRUSES, WURMS, ETC.: OUT: BUT MY ftp PROGRAM LOCKS-UP WHENEVER I TRY TO LOAD THE DIRECTORY-LIST FOR MY MAIN DOMAIN: rstolley.com.....####."
"IT DOESN'T DO-THIS FOR EITHER OF MY OTHER TWO DOMAINS: SO I CAN: SEE: IT-IS-A-GOVERNMENT VIRUS MADE: ES-PECIALLY FOR-me."
MORE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT-AGENT: 'Sheee-IT.'
"THE FIRST-THING I MUST-DO.......IS MOVE-BACK-TO: MY OLD SERVER: AT LEAST I GET 35 GIGS: AND: PROBABLY-MORE THE WAY MY STATISTICS READ: 11,000 PER-MONTH: BUT 10,000 ARE ONLY-ON MY INDEX FOR 30-Secs."
"THEN: AT-LEAST: I WILL-BE: ON-LINE: WITH MY ENTIRE: WORK......!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"THEN: WE WILL SEE....??!!"
"MY McAfee FIREWALL STILL WORKS ON MY HOME-COMPUTER.!!!!"
GETTING: THE WORD-OUT: ABOUT THE BUSH-'NAZIS'....
"Folks."
"SO......I WOULD ASSUME: MY BANDWIDTH WILL CONTINUE-TO-BE EXCEEDED: FOR ABOUT-A-WEEK: EVERY-MONTH.......???"
"THERE IS NOTHING: I CAN: DO."
"I HAVE HAD NO TROUBLE TRANSFERRING: FILES: AND!!!! I AM UP: AGAIN: WITH 100-200 GIGABYTES-PER-MONTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"I AM BACK: UP: AGAIN WITH THE 200 GIG-PER-MONTH: SERVER!!!!!!!!"
"Folks."
"THE NUTCRACKER...."

"BRING."
"PUSH THE BARÂ-T BUTTON, BELOW, TO GET TO MY WEB PAGE OPERA!!!!!!!"